Sunday, January 4, 2009

Rachael Ray...idiot


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Sorry, I just have to vent my frustration. Does anyone else feel hatred for the woman? I mean, I know I don't really know her, so I shouldn't say HATE. But seriously, I wanna break her face every time I see it. Come on, do we really want to support another Oprah Winfrey coattail-riding liar?

First of all, Ray claims that her meals can all be made in thirty minutes. Really? Then why does she never fully prepare and cook the meals on her 30 minute show? Because she's a damn liar. I've even heard her say things like, "Now prep time on this is 15-20 minutes." And then she'll present a sauce, or additional item and say, "Prep time on this is only 20 minutes!" Now, I'm no mathematician, but doesn't 20+20= 40? Even if you take the short end of the first dish, 20+15= 35. Either way, it's more than 30 you bitch.

The only thing worse than catching a glimpse of Rachael when my wife is watching the food channel is seeing her stupid face on a Triscuit box when I'm at the store. You're relatively fat, Rachael, you don't eat Triscuits, stop lying.

Oh, and stop saying E.V.O.O. Seriously, stop it. This little acronym epitomizes Rachael's everyday attitude. "Let's try to do things in the simplest, laziest way." You're supposed to be a chef, Rachael, and food preparation takes time, idiot. Thus, quit lying about your 30 min. meals. Say, "Extra Virgin Olive Oil." Do a sit-up. Stop sucking at life.

Additionally, this no talent ass-clown had the gall to call out one of her employees at work. The man had an eating disorder and was struggling to work at a cooking show. Rachael's sympathetic response, "Anorexics are sick in the head...they shouldn't be allowed to work" (Huffington Post). These comments have landed her in a million dollar law suit. Hopefully she'll lose. I mean, sure, have your own opinions. But, Rachael, you're supposed to be a frickin' "celebrity," you should know better than to run your mouth. How stupid can you be? Shut your mouth and make Ravioli.

Rachael Ray, you are truly an everyday idiot.

everydayidiot@gmail.com

1 comment:

  1. I agree with you...she is a liar and not a chef...she uses can food for ingredients

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